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Dear Jaal,
Q: Whats the difference between a paki and ET?
A: ET learn\'t to speak englis and ET wanted to go home!!!

Adam Priestley

Jaal: Considering you can’t spell English, maybe you need to be in a home. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
I\'m going to lay it out plain and simple to whoever is running this site.
I dont know if it is a group of you that\'s doing this or what but when i saw this site I was disgusted. Does it make you feel good that you can say the word \"paki\" do you feel like a bigger better person. In the eyes of me and most people, you are low life fucking wastes of space. You shouldn\'t have been born and i dont understand what gives you the fucking right to do this. You are ALL FUCKING ASSHOLES that should just fuck off somewhere and get a life! OR even give ur your life you fucking stupid racist bastards. BURN IN HELL!

Anonymous

Jaal: We seem to get a lot of emails from people who’ve been named Anonymous. Strange, or maybe they have no names since they’re still trying to figure out who their parents are. - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
An Open Letter To Osama bin Laden and Ayman Al-Zawahiri.
(Wherever You Are)

Aslam-o-Alaikum!

Do you know what degree of shame, abomination, misery and wretchedness is being heaped on the innocent and peace-following Muslims all over the world because of this so-called and self styled Jihad of yours?
Do you know how many innocent, unsullied people are being daily butchered as result of this professed Jihad of yours? How many children are being orphaned and women being widowed precisely for the same reason.
And do you know, killing one faultless human being is like killing the entire humanity. You must definitely be knowing that you will surely be held accountable for this all bloodshed. Will you, then, be able to face your God? I challenge, no!
Then, why have you become an agent of some hidden hand. Why are you taking the responsibility of the murder of entire humanity to yourself on his behest. Why are you dragging the Muslims down? Why are you demeaning Islam by presenting it as a terrorist religion? Acting like this, which religion are you rendering a great service to? Are you raising the standard of Islam high or you (if you reflect on it) are causing the heads of the followers of the path of the righteous bow down with shame in-front of the entire humanity.
Today most of the Muslims believe that you are not a true Muslim but planted by the enemies to destroy the image of Islam.
For God’s sake, take recourse to sense, and announce a CEASEFIRE at once so the inhabitants of world may be introduced to that divine aspect of the Muslims at whose hands no soul suffer, whose words and actions bear no tinge of dichotomy whose speech, when uttered, conveys to others the message of love and protection, whose thoughts, when thought, are devoted to the well being of others. Herein lies the true success, and herein lies the victory of the true religion of Allah.

SA Rehman
Peace Activist

Jaal: We think this is a joke.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,

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Sam

Jaal: Wow! Finally, an email from a Paki that makes more sense than the usual stuff… - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Wat\'s ur problem u loser ur just letting everyone fuck u up have some self-respect u monkey!
Aneesa

Jaal: Aren’t monkeys are couple of levels above on the evolutionary scale than Pakis? - Editor




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