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Dear Jaal,
I'm Raghav Puri from The Doon School, India.
I'm studying in class 10 and I have been recently appointed the cartoonist of the Doon School Weekly.
I study in the Doon School, Dehradun (India) which is a very prestigious magazine and is circulated all around the world......it is read by the alumni of the school... which makes it about 2 million readers.
Could you help me or maybe give me few ideas... or just tips on how to come out with good cartoons.. as you are a professional.
It'll be very helpful if you can help me as a guide or a teacher as I am very keen on making carttons.
Thanking You
Yours Sincerely
Raghav Puri

Jaal: Dear Raghav, our tip is that you watch Parliamentary proceedings on Doordarshan - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Would you be interested in a short story for your site?
The story is called Changes.
Anu Chopra

Jaal: To cut the story short: No - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
I am the author (65) of a new book "Osama bin Laden, No.1 Terrorist of the World?" English, pages 400, 48 pages for colourful photo, last two chapters on 11 September attack on WTC New York, Price US$35.
I wish to publish this book's translation into, Norwegian. Would you like to guide me in this regards as all the investments for publications and advertisement of the book, US$ three million will be mine and the publisher or the person who will take the responsibility of publishing this book will get @50% out of profit other than his/her consultancy charges.
Mine mission is to counter the terrorism of AlQaeda organization with an intellect approach.
Would u like to send me your views on this issue. I will be thankful to u. I would like to give u the advertisment of this book to u for the whole of Europe. Let me inform how much budget u require for this advertisement against alqaeda and bin Laden. U please visit mine two following independent websites which are very popular among 90 countries. Also read the attachment for brief introduction of the book. Still I have not made any contact with anyone else in this regards. If u suggest me a publisher who publishes such type books on Interntional Terrorism, I will be again thankful to u. I am writing u from Islamabad, the capital of Pakistan, Asia.

Ashraf Tariq
Chief Editor
http://dailyhotnews.com
http://antialqaeda.com

Jaal: We can't help you with the Norwegian translation, if you need a translator for Serbo-Croat, contact us.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
I hate it!!!!!!!
I am kidding, I love it!!!!!!!!!
I Panje

Jaal: We can't go on like this, you have to learn to make a commitment - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Hey check out my on line year book I am working on. Any sugestions?
http://www.classof1985.com
Chris Newman

Jaal: Just one suggestion, stick to lawnmowing instead. - Editor




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