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JAAL brings you Lage Raho Munnabhai. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
Professor: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
Munnabhai: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,par apun ko yeh
nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
Circuit: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
Munnabhai: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
Circuit: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
Munnabhai: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
Circuit: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
Mamu: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
Ladki: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Circuit: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
Munnabhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
Circuit: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
Mamu: Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
Munnbhai: Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
Mamu: Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein
bolne lagay ga.
Professor: Akal badi ki bhais?
Munnabhai: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Munnabhai: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
Circuit: Bhai, gaadi hai.
Munnabhai: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
Circuit: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh bailgaadi.
Circuit: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
Mamu: Nehin.
Circuit: To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
Munnabhai: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
Mamu: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
Munnabhai: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
Munnabhai: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
Mamu: BA.
Munnabhai: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
Principal: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time Rs 100 fine, second
time Rs 200 fine and third time Rs 500.
Munnabhai: Monthly paas ka kya lega, Mamu?
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