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Dear Jaal,
Hi there!
Heard of you from Krishna Nagaraj of Tulleeho and then checked your site. Nice stuff. Well I have been writing my take on India every week for the last month. I am enclosing an article that I did on the starvation deaths see if you like it. If you like any of the stuff then maybe I could contribute one more articles to your ezine.
And if you do publish it can you let me know. Cheers.
Da Bull

Jaal: Hey, Bull, we did publish you article. It's somewhere in the archives. Look for it. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Someone e-mail me! I don't care who!
Please don't come to my house anymore. I'm busy. And if you do come, bring some toilet paper. LMAO
Adele

Jaal: We'll bring some sandpaper, use that. - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
I live in Australia but I am Sri Lankan, and even after going onto dis site for da 1st time I can tell ur a moron. U think ur sooo cool don't ya, and u think males are sooo much betta then females ha, well let me ask you something... why are mens brains more expensive than females brains?
Answer: because females brains are used!!!
Gayathri

Jaal: Now, if only you had one…
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
Display your patriotism with this memorable work of art. An American flag at the top with the words "United We Stand" and, at the bottom, this quote from President Bush's speech:
"Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve."
President George W. Bush
September 11, 2001
This limited edition serigraph is only available here. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the Red Cross to benefit the families of the victims of the World Trade Center tragedy.
United We Stand

Jaal: Dubya has a new speechwriter? One who can spell?
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
Hi There
Just a buzz to inform you that we open from 1st of October 2001, and will be doing courses right through the year till June 2002.
We are planning 2 day introduction courses for Paragliding, Adventure holidays and lots of other exciting events.
We have held training camps in Bangalore, Goa , Sri Lanka & Turkey, we would be interested in doing so in various states in India as well.
Do let us know if u need pictures articles etc. Look Forward to hearing from you.
Peace, Bliss & happy Landings
Sanjay and the Nirvana team

Jaal: The happy landings are all that we are interested in. - Editor




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