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Dear Jaal,
Millenium Greetings!
In keeping with the joyous occasion of the dawn of a new millenium, I take this opportunity to extend a warm invitation for your desired presence at the launch of the website www.healthlawindia.com
This being an effortful attempt to provide a strong base of information on health law and related aspects, I firmly believe that your presence not only lends greater credence but adds value to the endeavour itself too.
Looking forward to your gracious presence.

S V Joga Rao (svj@nls.ernet.in)

Jaal: Our gracious absence will lend even greater credence to your effortful (is that the opposite of effortless?) attempt. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
I noticed your website at http://www.khoj.com/entertainment/magazines/index.html and thought I would tell you about how we can do business together.
Have you ever considered putting dynamic Indian news on your website? Several thousand webmasters have but had no one to help them out with new content everyday. Now You can do it for FREE!
Opporunities are many. Have a look, now at http://www.indianewsnetwork.com

Yojna Garg (yojna@indiannewsnetwork.com)

Jaal: We're more interested in aerodynamic Indian news, you know? The gassy type. - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
One look at Jaal and I am enmeshed in the gossamer fabric of creativity at its zaniest. I have been writing satire for nearly a decade with two books of satirical pieces and a political satire in the format of a novel published so far. I want to contribute to your site satirical essays (not the Slang Match). Is there any scope. Please do let me know.

Ramendra Kumar (ramen@cal2.vsnl.net.in)

Jaal: Please do go ahead, just remember that we are enmeshed in the gossamer fabric of sheer cheapness (in translation, we're too cheap to pay anyone for contributions).
- Editor

Dear Jaal, We would like to introduce ourselves as Web Publishers and Programmers based in Chennai. More details about us could be found at www.vanavil.com.
We request you to visit our site and critically evaluate us.


Mahesh (vanavil@md3.vsnl.net.in)

Jaal: Those into things Tamil, www.vanavil.com is a website worth checking out. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
The United States' Assistant Secretary of State for South Asia a few days ago named fighting infectious diseases (read AIDS) as THE area of cooperation with India. The chief purpose of the US President's visit seems to be to advance the use of India's population as guinea pigs for developing an AIDS vaccine, that I have described for over 12 years. The recent move to sign the CTBT, which puzzled many, was apparently a decoy.
Satish Chandra (satchandra3@hotmail.com)

Jaal: We keep printing this guy's letters because they're so damn brilliantly paranoid. - Editor



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