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Post-World Cup Careers For India's Cricket Stars |
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What did the spectator miss when he went to the restroom?
The entire Indian inning.
Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
In advertisements.
When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How do you increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls.
What is the height of optimism?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : Hello
Wife :Can I talk to Sehwag? This is his wife.
Manager: Sorry, he is just going out to bat.
Wife: No problem, I will hold.
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