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Dear Jaal,
As you are aware your feature is in Internet, if you intend to make legal money through Internet. We are interested in having mutually beneficial business relations with your company. If you want to be associated with any of our business activities we can discuss further course of action. I am planning to visit Dhaka during this month with reference to opening of our first franchise for medical transcription. I will be available for discussions with prospective business partners. Including imports of products like cigarettes etc and exports of products.
Awaiting your early reply
Thanks.
Paisakamao.net
Jaal: Thank you, but we are rarely interested in legal money.
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Dear Jaal,
Hello!
Can you supply cigarettes to India? One of our client is interested in import of garments, biscuits, and cigarettes.
Awaiting your early reply.
Thanks.
Imtiaz Ahmed Khan
Managing Director
Novatech
Jaal: For some reason, the view has emerged that we run a cigarette dispensing outfit. Despite our overflowing ashtrays, we would like to clarify that we are consumers not suppliers.
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The major topic of conversation - and terror for many - is the sighting and biting by a primate that is an ape in appearance but behaves dangerously like a deranged man. It is not clear whether the apparition that appears mysteriously out of nowhere is a simian or a man. The capital breathes fearfully under a reign of terror unleashed by this puzzling creature dominating the front pages of the capital's newspapers. Despite frantic efforts by the police and the tormented public, this so-called monster remains at large and the chances of nabbing it seem slim.
No experts are able to provide any clue or explanation of these mysterious sightings. Both the police and the psychologists are literally groping in the dark as far this ape-man is concerned.
Immersed in my thoughts, it suddenly occurred to me that I should search for someone of its kin and ask for its views on this bizarre situation.
After searching for a couple of days, I located one of those monkeys that dance to the tunes of their master and provide them with their livelihood. I chatted up this wise member of Hanuman devotees and its insights were enlightening, to say the least.
Here are some excerpts from this dialogue:
Me: Have you seen the newspapers recently? Why is your fraternity is in the headlines these days?
Monkey: I'm sorry, I do not read newspapers.
Me: Radio, numerous TV channels, Internet, haven't you heard or seen anywhere that one of your brotherhood is terrorizing and injuring people in the city?
Monkey: I'm really, extremely sorry, if a monkey has done so.
Me: I see Mr. Monkey you are very well versed in the Queen's Language?
Monkey: Yes, since I spend a lot of time among human beings, I have become civilized too. In any case, you consider us no more than mere imitators. I can switch from Hindi to English or visa versa - just like your society animals.
Me: How does speaking in English civilize one?
Monkey: That is what your society thinks or believes in. For me speaking in English is the only way to communicate and relate to you. Actually it is you who have created this problem for us. You mindlessly ape the West and call yourself civilized. We earn our bread by entertaining you. This is our helplessness as there is no choice.
Me: I see. you have learned to speak like gliteratti, politicians and diplomats.
Monkey: (laughs) My dear Sir, this is the result of living in the Capital!
Me: OK, let it go. Now tell me, does that dangerous ape resemble a man in his acts? Is it really a monkey or something else?
Monkey: It cannot be an ape, must be something else. Please tell me more about him?
Me: Even I'm not too sure about his appearance. In fact, everyone who claims to having seen him or has been attacked by him, gives a different account of his appearance. Some say, he has sharp claws embedded in his hands, some claim that his shoes have springs while according to others he is an imposter. He has also been described as a masked man, a dangerous monster with long, sharp canines.
Monkey: (Ponders for a while) I'm sure he is not an ape but certainly an imposter; someone hell bent on destroying the reputation of our fraternity. You will never catch him. He will keep changing his appearance, reinventing himself. An ape will be an ape, but a man will keep changing his being very often. Man becomes a Hitler, a Chengiz Khan, Timur Lame or Jack the Ripper. He turns into tyrant, a bloodthirsty dictator or a Nazi.
And it is also the grandeur of man that he can transform himself into a Buddha, a Mahavir, a Jesus, a Kabir or a Nanak. Man has the this freedom and choice lying solely with him.
Swami Chaitanya Keerti
Jaal: We always go ape over such letters.
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We at APYL Software & Systems Ltd, have designed and developed http://CareerDoWell.com. It is a Free Career and College Planning Portal.
For our young audience we request you to give us a write-up about yourself. This write-up will be published at the home page of CareerDoWell.com and would inspire our young audience. In the write-up we will like to include your recent photograph, details regarding your qualification, awards, work performed by you, information related to your company, professional experiences and any other information that you would like to share with the young audience.
We look forward for your early reply,
Thanks and best regards.
Atul Kumar
President
Apyl Software & Systems Ltd
Jaal: We don't think it's in the best interest of your young audience to derive inspiration from us.
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Dear Jaal,
Who is the cartoonist who draws the Spins and Needles cartoon feature?
PKS Kutty
Jaal: We aren't really sure but we think he may be partially human.
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