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Dear Jaal,
In my letter dated January 17, 1998 to the press I wrote:
"Even under British rule, Indians got Nobel prizes...This does not 'neutralise' my point about India's slavish and stupid people being ruled for centuries by a handful of white men and continuing in that condition as is evident by their suppression of India's greatest scientist and patriot on the white man's order".
Regarding the slavish and stupid part, see my letter dated October 5, 1998 about a state court in Maharashtra requiring a Marathi play to be translated into English before passing judgment on it.
Consider the work of the mediocre man (a knowing accomplice, expressly brought to Harvard by the Jews to cover up crimes against the above scientist, as I described in a letter to the press some years ago) just given a Nobel Prize in Economics neither for "development" nor for "welfare" of the poor is his contribution even a millionth part of what I have said in my letter dated March 3, 1997 to the press.
After my letter dated August 5, 1998 about India being ahead of the U.S. and Russia in pure fusion, "the United States' flagship enterprise in Physics research, funded at billions per year", the U.S. and Russia realised the Indian Government was funding its nuclear and missile programmes by following my prescription of printing money in that letter dated March 3, 1997 (which was for a broad-based use of printing money for productive purposes; nuclear and missile programmes would be an essential part of such productive purposes though, even if funded in isolation and generative of some inflation, they are essential and worth it and highly productive). This is what was responsible for the Russians' sudden determination to print rubles and Clinton's going to Moscow for a "bizarre summit" 'whose purpose was far from clear' and urging Russia to "keep faith in capitalism". Shortly after my letter of March 3, 1998, Clinton, who did his post-graduate work in economics, made a point of devoting several billion dollars to bringing down the United States' national debt, the first time it was done in many years. I have pointed out in the past that Indian governments go to great lengths to hide their adoption of my ideas, lately by appointing rafts of economists to advise them--including a Jew at Harvard who was offered tenured full professorships at both Harvard and MIT even before he finished his Ph.D. and who gifted galloping inflation to Russia cutting the value of its currency by a factor of about ten thousand. (The recent move by the armed forces for a seat on the Planning Commission is to implement my prescription of the 'military-industrial model of development' in that article though, as usual, there is no acknowledgment of that).
Sincerely,
Satish Chandra [satchandra@hotmail.com]

Errk??? Letters to the Editor should not carry words above two syllables, nor concepts that go beyond the inane. Whatever. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Yes I want to join the fight .
-Ashok Sharma [smart_ashok@hotmail.com]

Fight, what fight? You've been watching too much WWF. Of course, if you want to help us keep our creditors away, you are welcome. - Editor

Jaal Screen Shot Dear Jaal,
Your scoop/satire on Sush-Ma, her antics in Pakistan. Congrats. She needs A Broad Ministry to Cast her alone. She is ample to fill the screen. She can butt in easily, anywhere. She is ideally suited to the Broad Jokes Poltroons, a party of north India Bhands. Indu Shukla InduShukla@aol.com

Right. That makes us wonder: Just how did she manage to lose her seat? - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Joy.
-Bobjoe [Bobjoe99@aol.com]

Boy! As the great Gnumann said the last time he gorged on spiked lichen: ``Hic". - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Don't like
-James Pond [j.pond@worldnet.att.net]

Don't like. - Editor

Dear Mr Mitra,
About two days ago Neerav told me about Jaal.
I am delighted to read it and pleasantly surprised to know that you are equally talented in other fields as in architecture.
With best wishes
-R Siddharthan [rsiddharthan@hotmail.com]

Mr Mitra is surprised too. - Editor

Dear Mr Mitra,
Halta hai. I guess you chaps are funny at times. Where do you find the weirdoes who write these articles? But I like your attitude. It coincides with mine which is "When I die, I want them to bury me upside down so that everybody can kiss my arse!"
Rock.
-Rakesh Kamath [maverickrock@mailcity.com]

Hmm.. people who know us also say we're funny at times. As for the weirdoes, we advertise in The Organiser. - Editor



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