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Dear Jaal,
An Indian journalist named Subir Ghosh directed me to your lively and interesting-looking site. I'm an American journalist now living in London, with much experience of India as well as Pakistan and Southeast Asia. I edit an online magazine called Blue Ear: Global Writing Worth Reading. Blue Ear's URL is www.BlueEar.com.
Ethan Casey-Blue Ear Editor [(editor@blueear.com)]

We don't know about blue ears, but we sure are familiar with black and blue ears and other assorted parts of the body, especially after the subjects of our articles get … er … back to us. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
I liked Rabri's humble pie. Will it be enough for all old men in BJP? I never expected our dear BJP oldies, supposedly much greater than `Home Minister' Rabri, to get such a slap from Laloo and Rabri's `STRONG' Government.
-Vivek Joshi [(v.joshi@emirates.net.ae)]

It's all that fodder, is our guess. - Editor

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Dear Jaal,
I am here in the States and have been for a while now since I was kid. Man, those articles about firang obsession make me sick to the core. What is wrong with the minds of those two people? The chick has some Godlike image about white boys here implanted in her head and the guy is stuck in his tiny shell of introverted complexities. It's just a pure reflection of the servant-like attitude Indians put on them themselves, with, I guess their History in mind. Even if they have the potential they seem to have such self hate that nothing eventually springs even if clearly possible. The Indian cricket team is a good example, such a tremendous inferiority complex. Tell them to focus on walking with a little pride and dignity. I'd hate to be called a fellow Indian in the same breath as them. And man you don't even want to start picking up the faults around here in "firang land", it's a long list. I'm originally from Punjab, and at least I know we are confident of what we are and our history. We are kickin' ass here in the US, so maybe your two twisted friends should focus on getting off their low horse and doing something productive. Being a slave to your twisted dark emotions doesn't help you or anyone else. Adios. GA

Did you say ``kickin' ass'' or ``kissin' ass''? - Editor

Dear Jaal,
You spider. Me fly. You spider. Me shoe.
-Santosh [(santosh@rdsindia.com)]

Me shoo. You fly. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
I got this link and this is a great site.
-Ashish [(apant@opus360.com)]

We think it's a grate site too. - Editor


Your satire on Indian politicians is quite amusing. We've made a note of your website and have visited the same as well.
-Anuradha Tyagi [(anuradha@niitdel1.niit.co.in)]

As the great guru Al-Faridi Gnuman once said, ``Outtasite, out of our minds.'' - Editor



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