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Pakistan's Tourist Trap

Pakistan's Tourist Trap
Some stories you just can't make up. Like this one from the Washington Post. We bet the writer of the headline spent hours in wonder before delivering this bit of brilliance: Pakistan struggles to attract tourists amid violence. Ah, we see. Is that what it is? Some of the content of the article is absolutely hilarious, you'd think this was satire not a news report. ... » READ MORE
Posted by on January 31, 2012

Downing The Haqqani Network With Some Sherry

Downing The Haqqani Network With Some Sherry
It can be difficult to be country that even Republican Congressman and American Presidential pretender Michelle Bachmann knows enough about to describe it as “too nuclear to fail”. That, in case, you were wondering, is Pakistan. The latest from terroristan is the demo of the power of the memo. Apparently, Pak President Asif Ali Zardari was afraid he was going to be reduced to Mr Zero Per... » READ MORE
Posted by on November 25, 2011

The Trending Of Rahul Gandhi

The Trending Of Rahul Gandhi
If it was LK Advani on Wednesday, it was Rahul Gandhi's turn to get Twitter-worthy on Thursday as #YoRahulSoDumb started trending. You can never keep the Babalog down. Here's a selection of tweets: @KiranKS: #YoRahulSoDumb he still thinks it was his papa who sang the Bollywood hit song.. "You are my Sonia". @ScamSutra: Rahul's age will always be more than his IQ #YoRahulSoDumb ... » READ MORE
Posted by on November 10, 2011

Advani's Twitter Yatra

Advani's Twitter Yatra
Once upon a time there was a BJP leader called Lal Kishan Advani...despite the passage of millenia, he still appears to be around and back on his chariot. His latest yatra has earned him the wrath of the twitterwallahs as the hashtag #YoAdvaniSoOld trended in India. Here's a selection of some of the best tweets: @HoeZaay: #YoAdvaniSoOld He tweets with a Pen. @rij79: #yoadvanisoold that he was... » READ MORE
Posted by on November 9, 2011

Don’t Mock This Mindy

Don’t Mock This Mindy
SRK, eat your heart out. Indian-American actress Mindy Kaling had 20 per cent more followers on Twitter than you do. Yup, she has close to 1.5 million followers. ... » READ MORE
Posted by on September 24, 2011

Pak's Ad-dled Campaign

Pak's Ad-dled Campaign
On September 11, the 10th anniversary of 9/11, many Americans opened their newspapers and found a full-age ad taken out by the Pakistan Government. Those ads were meant to project Pakistan as a frontline state against terrorism rather than the headquarters of Jiahdi Terror Inc. The campaign probably cost a couple of million dollars, but given all the US aid to Pakistan, those were probably... » READ MORE
Posted by on September 15, 2011
Faaltu Fatta

Bihari on the train

There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets, this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.

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Latest: MainStory
Rajnikant Saves The World (During A Smoke Break)
While the world and India is lurching from crisis to crisis, only one person can prevent disaster. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s Rajnikant! 1. Rajnikant just downgraded Standard & Poor’s credit rating. Moody’s and Fitch have been warned. 2. Rajnikant just brought the Jan LokPal... » READ MORE
Latest: JaaliBlog
Pakistan's Tourist Trap
Some stories you just can't make up. Like this one from the Washington Post. We bet the writer of the headline spent hours in wonder before delivering this bit of brilliance: Pakistan struggles to attract tourists amid violence. Ah, we see. Is that what it is? Some of the content of the article is... » READ MORE
Latest: CalumnyColumn
The A To Z Of India In 2011: The Bad And The Verse
Earlier this year, we had presented The A To Z Of India In 2011. Hey, lots of stuff (and nonsense) happened since then. Things got worse. So, we’re back, with another go at recapping the year that was, which can variously be described as India’s Annus Horribilis or Annas Horribilis. A... » READ MORE
Latest: SmearScape
The Anna Annals: The Compleat Glossary
These are some of the neologisms that Anna Hazare has spawned - in my mind. Blame it on the hysterically fawning electronic media; the faux but sincere Gandhian, poor man, had little to do with them. Please feel free to exercise your inalienable right to add as many more to the broth as... » READ MORE
Latest: FairGame
XI Odes To The Indian XI
India’s not playing too well, Defeat has a sour smell, Tired bowlers can take no wickets, Flashy bats keep punching their tickets, Blame it all on the IPL. Among the ruins, standing tall, Is the man we call The Wall, Dravid, recalled to the one-days, For the BCCI may as well say, “The others... » READ MORE
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Pawarful Slapstick
Once upon a time, you really hadn't arrived in Indian politics unless you'd had footwear hurled at you. But things change fast in politics and the flavour of the day is the slap. And, as ever, the Chinese are watching (or reading your emails). And sensing an opportunity, they want to jump in to the... » READ MORE