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Title Date
UID/DUI* December 15, 2010
Facebook Ramayana December 15, 2009
BJPI(M) May 15, 2009
The Sign Of Four April 15, 2009
Obama Unedited December 15, 2008
Laloo Does Windows January 15, 2008
<strong>Bill Bored</strong> September 15, 2007
Shilpa: The Big Bother January 15, 2007
Do You Have A Reservation? Part II August 1, 2006
"I Blew Myself Up For This?" August 1, 2005
Moneyman Sing On Cloud Nine July 1, 2005
The Beastly List May 1, 2005
Brand Bollywood April 1, 2005
10 Game Shows For India January 1, 2005
Musharraf’s 10 Promises To Bush September 1, 2004
Anushakthi Amma August 1, 2004
Queen Sonia, The First May 1, 2004
Fudging The Judges February 1, 2004
SAARCasm January 1, 2004
UN-American October 1, 2003
New York, Old Delhi August 1, 2003
With Reservations June 1, 2003
A Prophecy Belied May 1, 2003
Feet Feat May 1, 2002
Saddam, Here We Come (Again) February 15, 2002
Season's Gratings January 1, 2002
Osama In Bollywood October 15, 2001
Sab Maya Hai October 1, 2001
If The Taliban Wins... September 15, 2001
Vox Judicutura September 1, 2001
Wanted: A Governor August 1, 2001
Gift Cow July 15, 2001
Et Al June 15, 2001
Diaspora Disgust June 1, 2001
Chitti Chitti Bong Bong May 15, 2001
Off Course May 1, 2001
Pol Poll: Are You A Neta Wannabe? April 15, 2001
The Raj Strikes Back April 1, 2001
The Email Of The Species March 15, 2001
Kandahar Ka Kaana Raja March 1, 2001
The World Is Not Enough February 15, 2001
Back To Squire One February 1, 2001
Poll Gita: A Book Review January 15, 2001
Where There's A Bill, There's A Wait January 1, 2001
The New Indian Leviathan December 15, 2000
DotComs, By The Numbers December 1, 2000
GoI-ing After Veerappan November 15, 2000
The Bore-Gush Race November 1, 2000
Hack Attack! October 15, 2000
Eee! Governance! October 1, 2000
Justice Unbound September 15, 2000
Small States, Large Stakes September 1, 2000
Con Banega Crorepati August 15, 2000
Salesman No.1 August 1, 2000
Cat And Meows July 15, 2000
25 Years After July 1, 2000
Paswan Goes DOTty June 15, 2000
Child's Play June 1, 2000
Toilet Paper May 15, 2000
Drought and About May 1, 2000
Boer Boar April 15, 2000
The Joke's On You April 1, 2000
The Coming Of Bill March 15, 2000
Are You Wired Or Weird? March 1, 2000
Nifty Infy February 15, 2000
Application For An MLA February 1, 2000
Karmapa Chameleon January 15, 2000
Y1K January 1, 2000
Ballast from the past December 15, 1999
World Tirade Organisation December 1, 1999
Yes Chief Minister November 15, 1999
Zee truth and nothing but... November 1, 1999
Mediocrity Zindabad October 15, 1999
Unchained Mail October 1, 1999
Cannibalising Hannibal September 15, 1999
S-O-B Politics September 1, 1999
Hawking Hackwork August 15, 1999
The Great Telecom Scam, Part II August 1, 1999
India's Unclear Nuclear Scenario July 15, 1999
Just Another Shot of Kargil July 1, 1999
Dravidian Hindu-stan June 15, 1999
Pakistanis Should Say "Aye, Yes, Aye" June 1, 1999
Pawar Plays Patsy May 15, 1999
Smooth Operator May 1, 1999
Vajpayee's Bombs vs Sonia's Bomb April 15, 1999
Wah Wah Wagah, Bah Bah Black Sheep April 1, 1999
Georgie Porgie, Finger in Pie March 15, 1999
The Great Indian Scams March 1, 1999
Go Man Go!! JB Shown the door February 15, 1999
Wages of War: The Son Also Rises February 1, 1999
ODD STEVENS: Cat grows claws for a cause January 15, 1999
<em>Sarson da</em> SAD saga: Badal a patient, Tohra impatient January 1, 1999
Laloo and Mulayam's Marriage of Convenience December 15, 1998
Laloo and Mulayam's Marriage of Convenience December 15, 1998
Faaltu Fatta

The Beggar

Two college students, Akshay and Sunil, are sititng in a taxi in Mumbai when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Akshay adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sunil, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of notes and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues to other taxis. Akshay is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" yells Akshay. "You know he's only going to use it on cigarattes and alcohol."
Sunil replies, "And we weren't?"

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