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Bihari on the train
There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets, this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.
Dear Jaal,
I consider myself a classy modern female, with not even an iota of a hidebound nerve in my mind. I thought Indian society was not for me so I moved to USA, In search of a modern society to live in. I am one of the women who are totally against arranged marriage and believe in dating than marrying.
After living here a few years and studying the society here, I think it all boils down to finding a good catch. A husband with lots of mula, sexy body & good skills in bed. So while in India women are trying hard to break the cliché of arranged marriage and revolutionize the society to accept the dating game, my thoughts would be to find a good catch (arranged or love) and settle down at the right time.
And if the parents have better resources of doing so, then why not? Just be sure to sleep with him a couple of times before marriage, so that there are no weird surprises waiting for you on your "Suhaag Raat". And believe me if you do get turned off by your man in bed.. Honey, then you might as well run on your D-day and it will be, every bit worth it. So yes Arranged marriage is still relevant, it's a name given to conscientious efforts by parents to help their confused kids, to find eternal bliss!!!
Purr!!!
Sassy Cat
Jaal: What about a deranged marriage?
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