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Archives: Fair Game

Title Date
2000-2010: A To Z Of Indian Cricket December 15, 2009
IPL: Strategy Season May 15, 2009
Scoop: The IPL Makeover For 2010 April 15, 2009
10 Years To Twenty20 December 15, 2008
<strong>Sachin Skipper? Surely</strong> September 15, 2007
<strong>Highlights And Lowlifes</strong> August 15, 2007
<strong>Tendulkar's Tips</strong> July 15, 2007
Oh Kolkata! December 15, 2006
Dumb Aloo And The Hair Ball September 1, 2006
Of Slow Coaches... June 1, 2005
Gone-Guly April 1, 2005
And The Award Goes To... January 1, 2005
Awful Aussies December 15, 2004
After Saurav Who? October 1, 2004
Olym-Picks September 1, 2004
Pakistan Tour Cancelled April 1, 2004
The Pakistan Tour Q&A March 1, 2004
Shlock And Aww December 15, 2003
Petering Out December 1, 2003
Indian Birdseed For Kiwis November 1, 2003
Shame Warne September 1, 2003
Charge Of The Blight Brigade November 15, 2002
Bullying Off March 15, 2002
Kashmir Olympics February 15, 2002
Denness And The Menace November 15, 2001
More Of The Same October 1, 2001
Dope Of The Dopes July 1, 2001
Laloo Takes Guard Again June 1, 2001
Laloo Takes Guard May 15, 2001
New Afro-Asian Events! May 1, 2001
Grounded!! April 15, 2001
The Return Of Strains Of Strine April 1, 2001
Future Tense March 15, 2001
The Clown Prince Of Kolkata March 1, 2001
Strains Of Strine February 15, 2001
The Aussies Are Coming!! February 1, 2001
The Indian Soccer Countdown January 15, 2001
2000: Action Replay January 1, 2001
Fixated On Cricket December 15, 2000
Banned Aid December 1, 2000
The Board Meeting November 15, 2000
Do Catches Win Matches? November 1, 2000
The United Colours Of Betting October 15, 2000
Superstars, Supernovas October 1, 2000
Indian Down Under September 15, 2000
Olympian Blunder September 1, 2000
Sydney Ho! Ha! August 15, 2000
Sports Reports! August 1, 2000
Raid Alert! July 15, 2000
Cronjology July 1, 2000
It's Not Not Cricket June 15, 2000
Howzzat? Ask The Third Umpire June 1, 2000
Kapil Da Jawab Nahin May 15, 2000
Department of Cricket, Government of India May 1, 2000
Battle Of The Bookies April 15, 2000
Interview With A Cricket Captain April 1, 2000
A 2 Z of Indian Cricket March 15, 2000
Gawdelpus March 1, 2000
Cricket ki Lele December 1, 1999
Worst Side Story September 15, 1999
Penalty Kicks September 1, 1999
BCCI's Channel Surfing August 15, 1999
Back to the Front August 1, 1999
Indian sports' killer instinct? It stinks July 15, 1999
An altogether different ballgame... July 1, 1999
Indian Cricket, Future Tense June 15, 1999
Prizes and Surprises June 1, 1999
This Commercial Is Sponsored By..... May 15, 1999
Poison Pen Profiles of the Indian World Cup Squad May 1, 1999
The Cup that spilleth over April 15, 1999
Bumble, fumble, mumble and Kumble April 1, 1999
Of Eden Gardens and Jaggu the Snake March 15, 1999
Cricketers who make Laloo look clean March 1, 1999
And the Greatest of the Best Ever Award goes to...<em> Jaal</em> February 15, 1999
Cricket and Hockey fans: Kiss my Khaki Ass! February 1, 1999
Eat <em>Jaal</em>. Sleep <em>Jaal</em>. Drink only hard liquor. January 15, 1999
Bedi beaten and bowled by DDCA January 1, 1999
White Man's black money December 15, 1998
Faaltu Fatta

The Beggar

Two college students, Akshay and Sunil, are sititng in a taxi in Mumbai when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Akshay adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sunil, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of notes and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues to other taxis. Akshay is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" yells Akshay. "You know he's only going to use it on cigarattes and alcohol."
Sunil replies, "And we weren't?"

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