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Bihari on the train

There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets, this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.

Dear Jaal,
Top 14 ways that the new James Bond movie will be more Politically Correct:
14. "Bond Girls" henceforth to be referred to as "Bond Womyn."
13. Evil mountain lair may not be destroyed without first conducting environmental impact study on implications to surrounding evil henchmen breeding grounds.
12. Jaws' mouth now made from 100% recycled aluminum!
11. Bond to have brief but meaningful tryst with male CIA operative, sensitively portrayed by Kevin Spacey.
10. Before: "License to Kill" After: "License to Cause Respiratory Distress"
9. Aston-Martin to be replaced by GM's all electric EV-2.
8. Opening credits now feature artistic nude silhouettes of John Goodman.
7. Some of the minority characters, though minor, are actually "sane".
6. "Octopussy" now referred to as "Woman With 8 Cats."
5. New nemesis: "Dr. No-Means-No!"
4 New theme song: "The Spy Who Had a Lot of Respect for Me"
3. Old Bond: Publicly humiliated arch-nemesis by out-drinking and out-gambling him in front of his girl. New, PC Bond: Publicly humiliates arch-nemesis by vomiting on his shoes.
2. Evil villains now referred to as "persons of alternative goodness."
I. Replacing Pierce Brosnan as the new Bond with --- Queen Latifah!

Sunit Katkar (sunitkatkar@yahoo.com)

Jaal: That leaves us shaken and stirred. And, whatever will happen to Pussy Galore??
- Editor

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