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INDIA'S FIRST GRAPHIC NOVEL: COMPLETE AND UNABRIDGED
[ First published: March 26, 2011
Last updated: March 31, 2011
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Bihari on the train
There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets, this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.
Dear Jaal,
Monica Lewinsky=Sonia Gandhi
I am excited at reading this great satire piece written by Al Faridi Gnuman, your resident pesphologist, propounding his great thesis on this issue. I must congratulate you for enabling the Indian journalism to have such a refreshing piece which is like a breath of fresh air in an polluted Indian environment smelling of scattered dead corpses all around.
Gnuman, if you are reading this letter, come out of hiding. Men like you must be in forefront to free Indians of their mental shackles. I want you back. As far as your creditors who are looking for you are concerned don't be scared. You have done a service to the country and tell them to contact me on my e-mail address.
Regards.
Vishv Bandhu Gupta (dinesd@home.com)
Jaal: Actually, Gnuman did some quick calculations about his chances if he were to emerge. His findings? That there was a 98 per cent probability that the creditors would catch him; and thereafter, a 43 per cent probability that he would be stoned; 33 per cent that he would be strung up (that being the swing against him); and 23 per cent he would be handed over to Ashok Singhal and one per cent undecided. The margin of error is nil and so he decided to stay in hiding. He thanks you for your kind offer; says he will save the country another time, and will forward your e-mail address to the bloodsuckers.
- Editor
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