Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT:Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal, aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT:Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

(Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.)
AJIT:Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Robert: Magar kyoon baas?
AJIT:Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

AJIT:Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger istarrt kar do.
Robert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
AJIT:Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

AJIT:Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......

(Scene - Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.)
AJIT:Peter, time bomb le aao aur is kutte ko usse bandh do. Timer ko theek das baje set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta hai. Iski maut bhi late honi chahiye. Timer ko panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Robert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh mat rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega. Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhadkega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega ..."

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT: "Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.