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Sponsoring Mallika Sherawat
Mallika Sherawat ki bra aur panty ko mobile companywalo ne sponsor kiya.
Reliance ne bra ko sponsor kiya aur slogan tha: “Karlo duniya mutthi mein”.
Ise dekhte hue Airtel ne panty ko sponsor kar diya aur unko slogan tha: “Pay Rs 99 only and get lifetime connection. Free. Free. Free.”
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Posted by on July 15, 2011
Aishwarya And The Ant
Aishwarya Rai was shooting a commercial for Coke. At the break she was having a Coke standing under a tree.
A male ant and his son were near the edge of the tree branch. By mistake the ant 's son fell into the coke bottle.
The ant's father went and said something to Aishwarya, which made her faint and fall unconscious.
What did the ant say???
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The Ant said : "Tere coke mein mera... » READ MORE
Posted by on May 25, 2011
Why India Won The World Cup
The Indian team included:
R - Virende(R) Sehwag
A - Sachin Tendulk(A)r
J - Yuvra(J) Singh
A - Gaut(A)m Gambhir
N - Suresh Rai(N)a
I - MS Dhon(I)
K - Virat (K)ohli
A - Harbh(A)jan Singh
N - Zaheer Kha(N)
T - Munaf Pa(T)el
H - Sreesant(H)
Jis team main Rajanikanth basa ho, woh team kabhi haaregi kya???
Yennaa Raaskallaaa... Mind It!!!
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Posted by on April 13, 2011
The Ultimate Raabert Jokes Collection
Raabert : Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddaree kee hai..
Ajeet : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein titan ki ghadi aur doosre haath mein
hmt ki ghadi
pehnaado.
Raabert : Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai.
Ajeet : Hum jaante hain, raabert. Isko bathaana hai ki ab yeh do ghadi ka
mehmaan hai.
Raabert : Baas, Sona kahan hai? (Where is the gold?)
Ajeet : Saara beach hamaara hai. Kahi bhee so jao... » READ MORE
Posted by on March 27, 2011
Diwali Humour
Amitabh – Mere Paas Rocket Hai,
Shurli Hai,
Chakri Hai,
Murga Bumb Hai,
Anaar Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Shashi Kapoor -Mere Paas
MAA…Chis Hai!
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Posted by on March 27, 2011
Diseases Bollywood style
1. Dekha jo tujhe yar,dil me baji guitar :-Cardiac Murmur
2. Tadap tadap k is dil se aah nikalti rahi : Angina pectoris
3. Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kahi baki hai : Constipation
4. Bidi jalaile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai : Gastro esophagial reflux disease
5. Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : Visual Hallucination
6.Tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se ab kya kehna : Amnesia
7. Man dole... » READ MORE
Posted by on March 27, 2011
Laloo becomes a model
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbow on the back of the
cattle he poses for a photograph. Next day the photo appears on the front page
of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Laloo, third from left!"
The more things change, the more they stay the same: Reupping our piece from back when Bangaru Laxman was still BJP President:
Given the porosity of the Indian defence procurement establishment, we at Jaal, always looking for an easy buck but hardly ever making one, decided to undertake... » READ MORE
Back in history, circa 2011, you would’ve been hard-pressed to find a native Bong who didn’t want to get rid of the Communist junta in the State. That is, apart from the apparatchiks. Trinamul Congress leader Mamata Banerjee was the saviour.
Well, about a year later, in the State of Poschim... » READ MORE
Earlier this year, we had presented The A To Z Of India In 2011. Hey, lots of stuff (and nonsense) happened since then. Things got worse. So, we’re back, with another go at recapping the year that was, which can variously be described as India’s Annus Horribilis or Annas Horribilis.
A... » READ MORE
Oh, Prime Ministerial Lord, make me a sports authority of your games;
where there is common, let me steal wealth;
where there is contract, commission;
where there is agreement, kickbacks;
where there is deal, cut;
where there is pact, brokerage;
where there is bill, fee.
Oh, Apolitical... » READ MORE
India’s not playing too well,
Defeat has a sour smell,
Tired bowlers can take no wickets,
Flashy bats keep punching their tickets,
Blame it all on the IPL.
Among the ruins, standing tall,
Is the man we call The Wall,
Dravid, recalled to the one-days,
For the BCCI may as well say,
“The others... » READ MORE
Once upon a time, you really hadn't arrived in Indian politics unless you'd had footwear hurled at you. But things change fast in politics and the flavour of the day is the slap.
And, as ever, the Chinese are watching (or reading your emails). And sensing an opportunity, they want to jump in to the... » READ MORE
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