OK here's one for you, to get those brains working.
You're lost in the South African bush, it's Lion infested country and it's pitch dark, so you can't see a thing. You have a map of the area, one match, a candle and a cellphone. You desperately need to see the map and get an idea of how to get into a safer area. You strike the match to light the candle but to your horror the match breaks and is unusable...
What do you do???
Call Hansie...He fixes matches!!!!!