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Exams by IPL Rules
1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.
2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.
3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.
4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)
5. Introduce fair play awards.
6. If any wrong question is asked you can give your own answer for the... » READ MORE
Posted by on March 27, 2011
Saurav & Ponting
After the World cup, Saurabh Ganguly has a head-on with Ricky Ponting. And Ponting says- "Humare paas Brett Lee hai, Glenn McGrath hai, aura ab toh World Cup bhi hai. Tumhare paas kya hai?"
Ganguly replies "Humaare paas?? Humare paas...Ma hai. Sehwag ki Ma!!"
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Posted by on August 29, 2009
Tendulkar and Pepsi
Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. Why?
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
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Posted by on August 29, 2009
Ode to Saurav Ganguly
Nagma boli kem chhey kem chhey kem chhey
Dada bole eim chhey eim chhey eim chhey
runs nahin bante hain matches mein
arrey yeh to game chhey game
chhey game chhey game chhey
Jab ball ko maine dekha aur dekh ke maara shot
sneak liya ball ne aur ho gaya main caught
last time tha score less than 10
aur is baar bhi same chhey same chhey
same chhey same chhey
Jab fielding ki thi baari to chhode maine... » READ MORE
Posted by on August 29, 2009
Cricket Stars
Seeing a disastrous performance by everyone in the team, the captain sends Mehmood and Dilip Kumar hoping for some recovery.
Mehmood is clean bowled the first ball. He goes to the umpire and says: "Yeh kya hangama ho raha hai? Hum kaale hain to humko out diya par hum to dilwaale hain aur tere chahane wale hain. Yeh mera Hyderabadi bhai Azhar ne match fix kiya na. To umpire bhai, tum kahe ko aisa... » READ MORE
Posted by on August 29, 2009
Real meaning of Mohammed Azharuddin
Here is the real meaning of Mohammed Azharuddin:
M-ay i have
O-ne crore please to
H-atch a consipiracy
A-against
M-y
M-otherland and to
E-nsure
D-efeat of my country
A-ll I need to score is a
Z-ero, and I will
H-ave to see that
A-nother few batsmen
R-un themselves out.
U-nlucky
D-ay will be my comments after the
D-efeat of
I-ndian
N-ation
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Posted by on August 29, 2009
Laloo becomes a model
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbow on the back of the
cattle he poses for a photograph. Next day the photo appears on the front page
of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Laloo, third from left!"
The more things change, the more they stay the same: Reupping our piece from back when Bangaru Laxman was still BJP President:
Given the porosity of the Indian defence procurement establishment, we at Jaal, always looking for an easy buck but hardly ever making one, decided to undertake... » READ MORE
Back in history, circa 2011, you would’ve been hard-pressed to find a native Bong who didn’t want to get rid of the Communist junta in the State. That is, apart from the apparatchiks. Trinamul Congress leader Mamata Banerjee was the saviour.
Well, about a year later, in the State of Poschim... » READ MORE
Earlier this year, we had presented The A To Z Of India In 2011. Hey, lots of stuff (and nonsense) happened since then. Things got worse. So, we’re back, with another go at recapping the year that was, which can variously be described as India’s Annus Horribilis or Annas Horribilis.
A... » READ MORE
Oh, Prime Ministerial Lord, make me a sports authority of your games;
where there is common, let me steal wealth;
where there is contract, commission;
where there is agreement, kickbacks;
where there is deal, cut;
where there is pact, brokerage;
where there is bill, fee.
Oh, Apolitical... » READ MORE
India’s not playing too well,
Defeat has a sour smell,
Tired bowlers can take no wickets,
Flashy bats keep punching their tickets,
Blame it all on the IPL.
Among the ruins, standing tall,
Is the man we call The Wall,
Dravid, recalled to the one-days,
For the BCCI may as well say,
“The others... » READ MORE
Once upon a time, you really hadn't arrived in Indian politics unless you'd had footwear hurled at you. But things change fast in politics and the flavour of the day is the slap.
And, as ever, the Chinese are watching (or reading your emails). And sensing an opportunity, they want to jump in to the... » READ MORE
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