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Lalawa's Theory of Motion
Scientist Lalawa has added a new sensational research to
Newton’s laws.
" Loose motion can never be done in slow motion "
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Posted by on March 27, 2011
The New Indian Railway
The New Indian Railway is committed to bring the following changes with immediate effect in an endeavour to make it the most people-friendly railways in the world......
1. Re-introduce steam locos - to boost coal industry in Bihar.
2. Dismantle the reservation system, all seats will be open to
janata, no more reservations by upper cast and rich people.
3. A/C coaches will be abolished, A/Cs will... » READ MORE
Posted by on March 19, 2011
Bholaram and the Motorbike
There was a person named Bholaram, in a village who never says "I don't
know" about any subject. He pretends himself as if he is clear and thorough
about anything in the world.
One day he was travelling to another village to visit his daughter, and on
the way he found one young chap trying very hard to start his motorbike;
sweating and tired.
Naturally, he stopped his car nearby and asked the... » READ MORE
Posted by on March 19, 2011
Professor Bihari
Professor Bihari
A new lecturer (also a Bihari professor) was unable to control the
class.The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him.
So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But
he didn't know how to put it in English..
He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me" .The guy followed him till he
went out of the class.Now the lecturer turned back and... » READ MORE
Posted by on August 29, 2009
Bihar College Entrance Exam
Bihar Engineering College Entrance Exam
Instructions
1) Read each question carefully
2) Answer all questions.
3) Time Limit 3 weeks.
4) Begin immediately.
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR Give the first name of Bill Clinton.
3. Would you ask William... » READ MORE
Posted by on August 29, 2009
Residents of Jharkhand
Why are residents of Jharkhand happy?
Because, from now onwards they won't be called Biharis...
... » READ MORE
Posted by on August 29, 2009
Bihari on the train
There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets, this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.
While the world and India is lurching from crisis to crisis, only one person can prevent disaster. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s Rajnikant!
1. Rajnikant just downgraded Standard & Poor’s credit rating. Moody’s and Fitch have been warned.
2. Rajnikant just brought the Jan LokPal... » READ MORE
Some stories you just can't make up.
Like this one from the Washington Post. We bet the writer of the headline spent hours in wonder before delivering this bit of brilliance: Pakistan struggles to attract tourists amid violence.
Ah, we see. Is that what it is?
Some of the content of the article is... » READ MORE
Earlier this year, we had presented The A To Z Of India In 2011. Hey, lots of stuff (and nonsense) happened since then. Things got worse. So, we’re back, with another go at recapping the year that was, which can variously be described as India’s Annus Horribilis or Annas Horribilis.
A... » READ MORE
These are some of the neologisms that Anna Hazare has spawned - in my mind. Blame it on the hysterically fawning electronic media; the faux but sincere Gandhian, poor man, had little to do with them. Please feel free to exercise your inalienable right to add as many more to the broth as... » READ MORE
India’s not playing too well,
Defeat has a sour smell,
Tired bowlers can take no wickets,
Flashy bats keep punching their tickets,
Blame it all on the IPL.
Among the ruins, standing tall,
Is the man we call The Wall,
Dravid, recalled to the one-days,
For the BCCI may as well say,
“The others... » READ MORE
Once upon a time, you really hadn't arrived in Indian politics unless you'd had footwear hurled at you. But things change fast in politics and the flavour of the day is the slap.
And, as ever, the Chinese are watching (or reading your emails). And sensing an opportunity, they want to jump in to the... » READ MORE
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