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Lalawa's Theory of Motion
Scientist Lalawa has added a new sensational research to
Newton’s laws.
" Loose motion can never be done in slow motion "
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Posted by on March 27, 2011
The New Indian Railway
The New Indian Railway is committed to bring the following changes with immediate effect in an endeavour to make it the most people-friendly railways in the world......
1. Re-introduce steam locos - to boost coal industry in Bihar.
2. Dismantle the reservation system, all seats will be open to
janata, no more reservations by upper cast and rich people.
3. A/C coaches will be abolished, A/Cs will... » READ MORE
Posted by on March 19, 2011
Bholaram and the Motorbike
There was a person named Bholaram, in a village who never says "I don't
know" about any subject. He pretends himself as if he is clear and thorough
about anything in the world.
One day he was travelling to another village to visit his daughter, and on
the way he found one young chap trying very hard to start his motorbike;
sweating and tired.
Naturally, he stopped his car nearby and asked the... » READ MORE
Posted by on March 19, 2011
Professor Bihari
Professor Bihari
A new lecturer (also a Bihari professor) was unable to control the
class.The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him.
So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But
he didn't know how to put it in English..
He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me" .The guy followed him till he
went out of the class.Now the lecturer turned back and... » READ MORE
Posted by on August 29, 2009
Bihar College Entrance Exam
Bihar Engineering College Entrance Exam
Instructions
1) Read each question carefully
2) Answer all questions.
3) Time Limit 3 weeks.
4) Begin immediately.
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR Give the first name of Bill Clinton.
3. Would you ask William... » READ MORE
Posted by on August 29, 2009
Residents of Jharkhand
Why are residents of Jharkhand happy?
Because, from now onwards they won't be called Biharis...
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Posted by on August 29, 2009
The Beggar
Two college students, Akshay and Sunil, are sititng in a taxi in Mumbai when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Akshay adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sunil, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of notes and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues to other taxis. Akshay is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" yells Akshay. "You know he's only going to use it on cigarattes and alcohol."
Sunil replies, "And we weren't?"
The more things change, the more they stay the same: Reupping our piece from back when Bangaru Laxman was still BJP President:
Given the porosity of the Indian defence procurement establishment, we at Jaal, always looking for an easy buck but hardly ever making one, decided to undertake... » READ MORE
Back in history, circa 2011, you would’ve been hard-pressed to find a native Bong who didn’t want to get rid of the Communist junta in the State. That is, apart from the apparatchiks. Trinamul Congress leader Mamata Banerjee was the saviour.
Well, about a year later, in the State of Poschim... » READ MORE
Earlier this year, we had presented The A To Z Of India In 2011. Hey, lots of stuff (and nonsense) happened since then. Things got worse. So, we’re back, with another go at recapping the year that was, which can variously be described as India’s Annus Horribilis or Annas Horribilis.
A... » READ MORE
Oh, Prime Ministerial Lord, make me a sports authority of your games;
where there is common, let me steal wealth;
where there is contract, commission;
where there is agreement, kickbacks;
where there is deal, cut;
where there is pact, brokerage;
where there is bill, fee.
Oh, Apolitical... » READ MORE
India’s not playing too well,
Defeat has a sour smell,
Tired bowlers can take no wickets,
Flashy bats keep punching their tickets,
Blame it all on the IPL.
Among the ruins, standing tall,
Is the man we call The Wall,
Dravid, recalled to the one-days,
For the BCCI may as well say,
“The others... » READ MORE
Once upon a time, you really hadn't arrived in Indian politics unless you'd had footwear hurled at you. But things change fast in politics and the flavour of the day is the slap.
And, as ever, the Chinese are watching (or reading your emails). And sensing an opportunity, they want to jump in to the... » READ MORE
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