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Mixed Mallu Jokes

 

Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

 
Faaltu Fatta

The Beggar

Two college students, Akshay and Sunil, are sititng in a taxi in Mumbai when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Akshay adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sunil, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of notes and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues to other taxis. Akshay is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" yells Akshay. "You know he's only going to use it on cigarattes and alcohol."
Sunil replies, "And we weren't?"

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Hate Mail

Dear Jaal,
I'm actually an Indian writing from Brisbane, Australia..
umm..Ive got this assignment of satire of different types of Indians living abroad..I checked out ur article from do Indians go abroad for a worse or a better change...it gave me heaps of ideas..but if it's possible..cud I plz plz have some more info..something that could help me more in this topic!!
..its due on thursday..so could I plz have it a.s.a.p!!
thanx so much..
cyaa..

Kishmish

Jaal: Oops, wasn’t that asap meant for a Thursday in June? Anyway, wherever Indians go, they take along the best their country has to offer with them – hair oil.
- Editor

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