Ao said to the Sema:
INATO bhi sema
AKATO bhi sema
HOKATO bhi sema
Toh ki MOSQUITO Bhi sema ase...
Sema replied:
Narola bhi ao
Aienla bhi ao
Arenla bi ao
Toh ki gorila bhi ao ase ...............................
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There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets, this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.

Dear Jaal,
Your scoop/satire on Sush-Ma, her antics in Pakistan. Congrats. She needs A Broad Ministry to Cast her alone. She is ample to fill the screen. She can butt in easily, anywhere. She is ideally suited to the Broad Jokes Poltroons, a party of north India Bhands. Indu Shukla InduShukla@aol.com
Right. That makes us wonder: Just how did she manage to lose her seat? - Editor
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