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Ao and Sema have a debate
Ao said to the Sema:
INATO bhi sema
AKATO bhi sema
HOKATO bhi sema
Toh ki MOSQUITO Bhi sema ase...
Sema replied:
Narola bhi ao
Aienla bhi ao
Arenla bi ao
Toh ki gorila bhi ao ase ...............................
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Posted by on April 12, 2011
Hokishe on death bed
Hokishe on his death bed asked Jamir and Rio to stay beside him. They asked him why???. Hokishe replied, "I want to die like Jesus with two thieves on both side"
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Posted by on April 12, 2011
Different names of Govinda if he were to be a Naga
ANGAMI = Govizo
TANGKHUL = Govingam
SEMA = Govinto
CHAKHESANG = Govepra
LOTHA = Govinthung
ZELIANG = Govinbou
MAO = Govikho
AO = Govintoshi
MARAM = Govinba
POUMAI = Govinii
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Posted by on April 12, 2011
Sema in Shimla
Sema guy had his picture taken near a huge rock.
Friend - Eeman sundor picture kotpara loishe?
Sema guy proudly - Shimla
Friend - Aareh!!! Hoile pathor teh kinika "Vote for Hollohon" likhi kena ase?
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Posted by on April 12, 2011
Bokato Junior and Bokato Senior
Bokato's son to his Dad:
Dear Dad,
Delhi is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive at my college with a Mercedes Car, when all my Teachers travel by metro train.
Loving Son, Bokato Junior
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Sometime later Bokato Junior gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:
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Posted by on April 12, 2011
Laloo becomes a model
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbow on the back of the
cattle he poses for a photograph. Next day the photo appears on the front page
of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Laloo, third from left!"
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Oh, Prime Ministerial Lord, make me a sports authority of your games;
where there is common, let me steal wealth;
where there is contract, commission;
where there is agreement, kickbacks;
where there is deal, cut;
where there is pact, brokerage;
where there is bill, fee.
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India’s not playing too well,
Defeat has a sour smell,
Tired bowlers can take no wickets,
Flashy bats keep punching their tickets,
Blame it all on the IPL.
Among the ruins, standing tall,
Is the man we call The Wall,
Dravid, recalled to the one-days,
For the BCCI may as well say,
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