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A is for Aiscreame.
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your butt. It is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.
C is for Cloney and its not a process for replicating sheep, nor is its first name George. It is merely an area where people live, like Defence Cloney.
D is for the proverbial Dangar da Puttar.
E is for Expanditure, spending money.
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Posted by on July 23, 2011
Santa, Banta And The Cockroach
Santa: “Tum next janam me kya banna pasand karoge?”
Banta: “Cockroach.”
Santa : “Why cockroach?”
Banta : Yaar, meri biwi sirf cockroach se hi darti hai!”
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Posted by on July 15, 2011
Santa-Banta Silliness
Santa to Pappu:Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the?
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Posted by on May 25, 2011
Google Kaur
Santa: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Banta: Google Kaur
Santa: Woh kaise?
Banta: Sawaal ek karo, jawab 10 milte hain!
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Posted by on May 25, 2011
P'njaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT !!!
Gud marning, Ladis and Ghentellmen. P'rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri Akal.
On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby', this is your Flight Supervisor Banta Singh "Bunty" welcoming to you on the P'njaab Airways flight no. 9211 (Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana.
We apalogize for the two-day delay in taking off, b'cause the sun was not shining brightly in the fog. And we are knowing the sun does not shine... » READ MORE
Posted by on May 21, 2011
Santa-Banta Go Mobile
Santa apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha.
Banta ne pucha: Kya huai?
Santa bola: Meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.
Banta ne pucha: Kyon kya hua?
Santa bola: Dost mobile pe baat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,"Kis se bat kar rahe ho?" Sab bolte hein "TERI BHABHI SE".
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Ek dafa Santa ne bank se loan lekar car khrid liya but bank ka loan wapas na kar saka. Bank walo ne car... » READ MORE
Posted by on April 13, 2011
The Beggar
Two college students, Akshay and Sunil, are sititng in a taxi in Mumbai when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Akshay adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sunil, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of notes and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues to other taxis. Akshay is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" yells Akshay. "You know he's only going to use it on cigarattes and alcohol."
Sunil replies, "And we weren't?"
The more things change, the more they stay the same: Reupping our piece from back when Bangaru Laxman was still BJP President:
Given the porosity of the Indian defence procurement establishment, we at Jaal, always looking for an easy buck but hardly ever making one, decided to undertake... » READ MORE
Back in history, circa 2011, you would’ve been hard-pressed to find a native Bong who didn’t want to get rid of the Communist junta in the State. That is, apart from the apparatchiks. Trinamul Congress leader Mamata Banerjee was the saviour.
Well, about a year later, in the State of Poschim... » READ MORE
Earlier this year, we had presented The A To Z Of India In 2011. Hey, lots of stuff (and nonsense) happened since then. Things got worse. So, we’re back, with another go at recapping the year that was, which can variously be described as India’s Annus Horribilis or Annas Horribilis.
A... » READ MORE
Oh, Prime Ministerial Lord, make me a sports authority of your games;
where there is common, let me steal wealth;
where there is contract, commission;
where there is agreement, kickbacks;
where there is deal, cut;
where there is pact, brokerage;
where there is bill, fee.
Oh, Apolitical... » READ MORE
India’s not playing too well,
Defeat has a sour smell,
Tired bowlers can take no wickets,
Flashy bats keep punching their tickets,
Blame it all on the IPL.
Among the ruins, standing tall,
Is the man we call The Wall,
Dravid, recalled to the one-days,
For the BCCI may as well say,
“The others... » READ MORE
Once upon a time, you really hadn't arrived in Indian politics unless you'd had footwear hurled at you. But things change fast in politics and the flavour of the day is the slap.
And, as ever, the Chinese are watching (or reading your emails). And sensing an opportunity, they want to jump in to the... » READ MORE
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