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A is for Aiscreame.
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your butt. It is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.
C is for Cloney and its not a process for replicating sheep, nor is its first name George. It is merely an area where people live, like Defence Cloney.
D is for the proverbial Dangar da Puttar.
E is for Expanditure, spending money.
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Posted by on July 23, 2011
Santa, Banta And The Cockroach
Santa: “Tum next janam me kya banna pasand karoge?”
Banta: “Cockroach.”
Santa : “Why cockroach?”
Banta : Yaar, meri biwi sirf cockroach se hi darti hai!”
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Posted by on July 15, 2011
Santa-Banta Silliness
Santa to Pappu:Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the?
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Posted by on May 25, 2011
Google Kaur
Santa: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Banta: Google Kaur
Santa: Woh kaise?
Banta: Sawaal ek karo, jawab 10 milte hain!
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Posted by on May 25, 2011
P'njaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT !!!
Gud marning, Ladis and Ghentellmen. P'rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri Akal.
On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby', this is your Flight Supervisor Banta Singh "Bunty" welcoming to you on the P'njaab Airways flight no. 9211 (Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana.
We apalogize for the two-day delay in taking off, b'cause the sun was not shining brightly in the fog. And we are knowing the sun does not shine... » READ MORE
Posted by on May 21, 2011
Santa-Banta Go Mobile
Santa apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha.
Banta ne pucha: Kya huai?
Santa bola: Meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.
Banta ne pucha: Kyon kya hua?
Santa bola: Dost mobile pe baat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,"Kis se bat kar rahe ho?" Sab bolte hein "TERI BHABHI SE".
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Ek dafa Santa ne bank se loan lekar car khrid liya but bank ka loan wapas na kar saka. Bank walo ne car... » READ MORE
Posted by on April 13, 2011
Laloo becomes a model
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbow on the back of the
cattle he poses for a photograph. Next day the photo appears on the front page
of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Laloo, third from left!"
While the world and India is lurching from crisis to crisis, only one person can prevent disaster. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s Rajnikant!
1. Rajnikant just downgraded Standard & Poor’s credit rating. Moody’s and Fitch have been warned.
2. Rajnikant just brought the Jan LokPal... » READ MORE
Some stories you just can't make up.
Like this one from the Washington Post. We bet the writer of the headline spent hours in wonder before delivering this bit of brilliance: Pakistan struggles to attract tourists amid violence.
Ah, we see. Is that what it is?
Some of the content of the article is... » READ MORE
Earlier this year, we had presented The A To Z Of India In 2011. Hey, lots of stuff (and nonsense) happened since then. Things got worse. So, we’re back, with another go at recapping the year that was, which can variously be described as India’s Annus Horribilis or Annas Horribilis.
A... » READ MORE
These are some of the neologisms that Anna Hazare has spawned - in my mind. Blame it on the hysterically fawning electronic media; the faux but sincere Gandhian, poor man, had little to do with them. Please feel free to exercise your inalienable right to add as many more to the broth as... » READ MORE
India’s not playing too well,
Defeat has a sour smell,
Tired bowlers can take no wickets,
Flashy bats keep punching their tickets,
Blame it all on the IPL.
Among the ruins, standing tall,
Is the man we call The Wall,
Dravid, recalled to the one-days,
For the BCCI may as well say,
“The others... » READ MORE
Once upon a time, you really hadn't arrived in Indian politics unless you'd had footwear hurled at you. But things change fast in politics and the flavour of the day is the slap.
And, as ever, the Chinese are watching (or reading your emails). And sensing an opportunity, they want to jump in to the... » READ MORE
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