More Rajnikanth Facts
When Rajnikanth was studying in Class 3, someone stole his notes. Now they call it Wikipedia.
When Rajnikanth was a student, teachers bunked school!
Rajnikanth purchased a road roller…to iron his clothes.
Rajnikanth was shot today. Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow.
If Rajnikanth works in a BPO, clients would work in shifts!
Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, “Rascala!, check any 100!”
One day Rajnikanth wanted to play cricket during the monsoon and rain stopped due to play.
Who says the world will be destroyed in December 2012? Rajnikanth just bought a Laptop with three year warranty.
Rajnikanth can walk faster than light.
Once a photo of Rajnikanth was given for photocopying. We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
The Beggar
Two college students, Akshay and Sunil, are sititng in a taxi in Mumbai when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Akshay adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sunil, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of notes and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues to other taxis. Akshay is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" yells Akshay. "You know he's only going to use it on cigarattes and alcohol."
Sunil replies, "And we weren't?"
Dear Jaal,
This is in response to Meghna's life story and her comments on Mr Salman Khan's cartoon. Agreed that Mr Balloon filled with walnuts should not be condemned about his so called possession, but at the same time Mr chinkara murderer just goes out of the way on screen and off screen to prove his so called macho instincts which really suck. Some people who deserve the being jacked deserve more than that...
Sorry if that hurt
Analyst
Jaal: Is that why people in Mumbai run when he says, "Hello Deer"?
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