YOU ARE A TAM IF...
1.IF YOU CONSIDER ONLY TAMIL AS THE MEDIUM OF INSTRUCTION IN ALL PLACES.
2.IF YOU EAT ONLY RICE ALWAYS.
3.IF WATER IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD BECAUSE WATER IS MORE PRECIOUS HERE.
4.IF YOU WILL NOT HELP ANOTHER TAM SUCCEED,IF HE SUCCEEDS YOU WILL BE THE MOST UNHAPPY PERSON IN THE WORLD
5.IF YOU THINK ANNA UNIVERSITY IS THE BEST FOR ENGINEERING AND YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THERE EXISTS AN IIT MADRAS
6.IF YOU SAY VANAKKAM TO A FOREIGNER INSTEAD OF SHAKING HANDS WITH HIM.
7.IF YOU CAN EVEN DARE TO TEASE A CHENNAI FEMALE
. 8.IF THE ONLY CAREER OPTION IS IN SOFTWARE.
9.IF YOUR FINAL AIM TO LIVE IN USA EVEN THOUGH YOU WOULD BE A SWEEPER THERE.
10.IF YOU VOTE ONLY EITHER DMK OR AIADMK.
11.IF YOU ARE VERY STINGY TO SPEND ON AUTOS.
12.IF YOU HAVE RE.1 WATER INSTEAD OF PEPSI WHEN YOU ARE THIRSTY.
13.IF YOU THINK S.RAMESH IS CAPABLE OF OPENING THE BATTING IN TESTS.
14.IF YOU CAN NEVER SPEAK TAMIL TO A FELLOW TAM AND ALWAYS CHAT WITH HIM IN ENGLISH.
15.IF YOU CAN WATCH TAM MOVIES AND STILL NOT GIVE UP IN LIFE.
16.IF YOU CAN STAND THE STINK AT MARINA BEACH.

Contributed by Ramji