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When Rajnikanth was studying in Class 3, someone stole his notes. Now they call it Wikipedia.
When Rajnikanth was a student, teachers bunked school!
Rajnikanth purchased a road roller…to iron his clothes.
Rajnikanth was shot today. Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow.
If Rajnikanth works in a BPO, clients would work in shifts!
Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100... » READ MORE
Posted by on July 23, 2011
Rajnikanth Facts
Recently Chinese airports were cllosed due to heavy fog.
Later it was found that Rajnikanth was smoking in Chennai.
Rajnikanth studied in kindergarten in seven different places.
Today, they are known as the IITs.
The Government of India pays a tax to Rajnikanth for living in India.
Even Ghajini remembers Rajni.
Earthquakes occur when Rajnikanth's cell is in vibrate mode.
Before Tom Cruise, Rajni... » READ MORE
Posted by on June 5, 2011
Rajnikanth Superstar
Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC.
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!
Michael Jordan to Rajni: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?
Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the net??
All scientists... » READ MORE
Posted by on June 5, 2011
Rajnikanth Jokes
Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth; today that powder is used as Ambuja Cement
Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket and rain stopped due to Heavy Play
Once Rajnikanth went for a walk and after an hour police arrested him. Because he had reached the United States without a visa.
Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known... » READ MORE
Posted by on June 5, 2011
Tamil and Viagra
A Tamil got burnt on his thigh. Doctor advised him to apply Burnol on the burn and take Viagra.
He asks : Burnol, OK... But why Viagra ?
Doctor : It will keep your lungi away from the burn.
... » READ MORE
Posted by on April 11, 2011
You're A Tam If...
YOU ARE A TAM IF...
1.IF YOU CONSIDER ONLY TAMIL AS THE MEDIUM OF INSTRUCTION IN ALL PLACES.
2.IF YOU EAT ONLY RICE ALWAYS.
3.IF WATER IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD BECAUSE WATER IS MORE PRECIOUS HERE.
4.IF YOU WILL NOT HELP ANOTHER TAM SUCCEED,IF HE SUCCEEDS YOU WILL BE THE MOST UNHAPPY PERSON IN THE WORLD
5.IF YOU THINK ANNA UNIVERSITY IS THE BEST FOR ENGINEERING AND YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THERE... » READ MORE
Posted by on August 28, 2009
The Beggar
Two college students, Akshay and Sunil, are sititng in a taxi in Mumbai when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Akshay adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sunil, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of notes and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues to other taxis. Akshay is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" yells Akshay. "You know he's only going to use it on cigarattes and alcohol."
Sunil replies, "And we weren't?"
The more things change, the more they stay the same: Reupping our piece from back when Bangaru Laxman was still BJP President:
Given the porosity of the Indian defence procurement establishment, we at Jaal, always looking for an easy buck but hardly ever making one, decided to undertake... » READ MORE
Back in history, circa 2011, you would’ve been hard-pressed to find a native Bong who didn’t want to get rid of the Communist junta in the State. That is, apart from the apparatchiks. Trinamul Congress leader Mamata Banerjee was the saviour.
Well, about a year later, in the State of Poschim... » READ MORE
Earlier this year, we had presented The A To Z Of India In 2011. Hey, lots of stuff (and nonsense) happened since then. Things got worse. So, we’re back, with another go at recapping the year that was, which can variously be described as India’s Annus Horribilis or Annas Horribilis.
A... » READ MORE
Oh, Prime Ministerial Lord, make me a sports authority of your games;
where there is common, let me steal wealth;
where there is contract, commission;
where there is agreement, kickbacks;
where there is deal, cut;
where there is pact, brokerage;
where there is bill, fee.
Oh, Apolitical... » READ MORE
India’s not playing too well,
Defeat has a sour smell,
Tired bowlers can take no wickets,
Flashy bats keep punching their tickets,
Blame it all on the IPL.
Among the ruins, standing tall,
Is the man we call The Wall,
Dravid, recalled to the one-days,
For the BCCI may as well say,
“The others... » READ MORE
Once upon a time, you really hadn't arrived in Indian politics unless you'd had footwear hurled at you. But things change fast in politics and the flavour of the day is the slap.
And, as ever, the Chinese are watching (or reading your emails). And sensing an opportunity, they want to jump in to the... » READ MORE
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