Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business.
Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
Notice in barber's shop: Haircut for Rs 8.00, Children for Rs 5.00
Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakdhe gaye to khana free.
Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!