3 guys die and go to heaven and St Peter says, "You can come in if you tell me
something about Christmas." The first man takes out his lighter and says, "Candles."
St Peter says, "OK." The second man takes out his keys and jingles them and says,
"Bells." St Peter says, "OK." The third man takes out some silky black panties,
St Peters says, "Panties don't have anything to do with Christmas." The man says,
"Yes, they are Carol's."