An Indian, a Canadian, and a Russian are in a train.
The Indian throws his turban out the window and the other two guys ask him "Why did you do that?"
The Indian says, "Because I have a lot of those in my country."
The Russian throws caviar out the window and the guys ask him "Why did you do that?"
He replies, "Because I have a lot of those in my country."
Then the Canadian throws the Indian out and the Russian asks him "Why did you do that?"
The Canadian replies, "Because I have a lot of those in my country."

Contributed by Warren