Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong?
Somu : May be u have used float instead of double in the software.

PS: Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on this 500 rupees to Suthi?
Bull: Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference..

Ramu: I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu: How do u say that?
Ramu: He asked my physical address instead of my home address!

Ramu: Shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before ... somu: How do u know...? Ramu: he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
Ramu: Why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
Somu: It seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!

Ramu: Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu: How do u say that?
Ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabian Sea.

Ramu: Hey.... what's time now?
Somu: System time or local time...??

Ramu: Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
Somu: May be, its internal buses are on strike..check out!

Vani : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..
Soni : Right shift or left shift??

Kannamma : Do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
Ponnamma : U mean recipe..?