Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.
Senior : Guys who got ragged as juniors and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action: Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster
than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies for
that title.
Principal : Biggest idiot on campus. Unfortunately also the most powerful idiot
on campus.
Lectures : Waste of time..
Tuitions : what you take when you don't waste enough time.
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Practical : 60 to 90 minutes in which you discuss Pamela Anderson's Sushmita Sen's
assets, watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable
array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group (simply
look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings
from the girls of course...).
Fear : What you feel when the Professor who's signature you forged on the journal
hesitates to turn the page...
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.