A person goes to heaven after his death...
He was served glass of milk & pack of biscuits for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day. One day he got tired of the food so he visited hell and was shocked to see all kinds of food getting served there like Punjabi, Bangali, Gujarati, Chinese, etc.
On return he asked Chitragupt why in heaven is he being served milk and biscuits only whereas devil is serving everything in hell?
Chitragupt says, "Kya kare! It's only 2 of us here! Sirf do aadmi ke liye intajam karna bhari padta hai!"