Methods of killing a lion - but not for application
Rajnikanth Method:
1. Keep warning the lion that you may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in constant fear and die soon of fear.
2. Swish your finger (with a sound - ask Deva for help) in front of the Lion and the lion will die from the noise that is created...
Kamal Method:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2 AM and kill it, while it's sleeping
Manirathnam Method :
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears.The lion will be highly irritated and will commit suicide.
Balachandar Method :
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness third) into the forest. You don't understand right...ok.... read it after 15 years, then also you won't!
Bharathiraja Method:
Send Napolean and he will kill it with a "Thirupacchi aruva".
Shankar method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Vijaykanth method:
Bring 5 more lions. Fight with them and kill all of them except one. Then talk patriotism in a high volume to the remaining Lion. This lion will invariable "die" and become a cow.
T.Rajendar method:
Bring one lioness. Make your lion to fall in love with the lioness. Arrange for some 6 or 7 songs (make sure that none of them are duets).... Finally see to that the love is broken. Lion will die of love failure
Shah Rukh Khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA" and make the lion to watch the movie more than once.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Rahul Dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you. You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him