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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?A : Liquid

Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi? A: Nag do not punch me. (This is an
old 1)
Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..A: I will
punch the Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)