Ramu's little boy Golu came back from an outing with his father and told his mom..
" Mummy, Mummy... aaj papa ne bus mein mujhse kaha ki apni seat saamne khadi lady ko de do, aur maine seat unko de di" !

Mummy.... "Beta... yeh to badi achhi baat hai, tumne bahut achha kiya"!

Golu.. " Magar mummy, main to papa ki goad [ lap] per baitha hua thaa" !