An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: "Take an elephant of negligible weight"
Heard in kitchen: No, No I don't need chair can stand eating
It's so hot! Please on the fan no.
Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of sulphuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.. "
A gardener scolding three kids : "Both of u three, don't under-stand the tree"!!
Pune'ites, and Bombay'ites will understand this - "This is not 'parvadable'"!!!