An Indian couple was married for 45 years. The husband in Cleveland, Ohio
calls his executive son in New York and says, "Son, I hate to ruin your day, but
I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of
misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?" The son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
your attorney sister in Los Angeles and tell her!"

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck
they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Cleveland immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there.

I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow in the first
available flight. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The sly old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

"Okay Darling", he says, "They're coming for Diwali and paying their own
travel fare too this time. And you don't have to beg them to come."