You might be a desi if, you know all the $1.50 theaters in your city.
You might be a desi if, you ask for a small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free.
You might be a desi if, spent 2 days cleaning your apartment before leaving so you can get full security refund from your landlord.
You might be a desi if,you don't know any American outside your work
You might be a desi if, the lawyer handling your green card is in your speed dial.
You might be a desi if, you try to ignore all other unknown desi's around you.