You might be a desi if, you talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country.
You might be a desi if, you frequent to yard sales every week.
You might be a desi if, your dinner involves spreading newspaper on the living room floor.
You might be a desi if, you are compelled to visit ever major city in US, just so as to say that "Yes I have been there"
You might be a desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub.
You might be a desi if, you have to borrow luggage from friends for a visit back home.