You might be a desi if, you have Rin (detergent soap cake) in your bathroom.
You might be a desi if, you have taken pictures of your car and mailed to your folks back home.
You might be a desi if, you know all of your friends salary.
You might be a desi if, you tried to talk in a phony accent with the freshie in the school.
You might be a desi if, there are more that 4 guys living in a 2-bedroom apartment.
You might be a desi if, you have cooking schedule in your kitchen cabinet.
You might be a desi if, you spend at least 2 evenings in a week at Kmart.
You might be a desi if, you split the tax from your common grocery bill.