You live with your parents and you are 30 years old. (And they prefer it that way). a. If you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
You don't use measuring cups.
You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.
Your parents' house is always cold.
You reuse teabags.
You have a drawer full of old pens, most of which don't write anymore.