You've been asked if you are a Hindi, or if you speak Hindu.
Your parents buy Sears/Montgomery Ward appliances believing they are the best.
No one you're related to is a music major.
You avoid motels, especially if there is an aquaintance within a 250 mile radius of your destination.
You sleep on their floor.
When you type, you put a space between the last word in a sentence and the terminating punctuation mark !
Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs.