When our fathers get together, no matter what the topic is, each man is an expert.
You have a box of tissue or a towel in your car.
You grow your own vegetables.
You can't park your car in the garage, because you never throw anything away and keep it there (just in case you need it).
You trust only foreign cars (accord or camry, metallic green).
You drive 2 hours and spend a whole day to get a complementary cutlery set for listening to a sales pitch on vacation timeshares.