You know the words of the "Vicco Turmeric" commercial.
You've seen the ground while inside the lavatory of a train.
You've had to swerve around animals grazing on the road.
You've been in a bus where half the people riding are outside the bus.
All your tupperware is stained with food color.
You have drinking glasses made of steel, the rim of which can cut your mouth if you're not careful.