For those of you who are Canadian, you will find this more funny....
Namaste...
I'm not a cab driver, a quickie mart owner or a cricket player.
I don't live with my parents,
I don't eat curry every night.
I don't own a rikshaw.
And we are not ALL waiting for arranged marriages
And I don't know Apu, Bindi, Pinki and Bobby from Malton,
Although I'm certain they're related somehow.
I drink chai...not tea.
I don't use utensils for anything.
I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.
And I pronounce it Than-dhoori, not tan-durry.
I can proudly return something when its on sale next week
A tabla IS a drum,Basmati IS rice, and Amitabh Bachan IS the best part of India,
And it IS pronounced NAAN, not Nan, NAAN!!!
India is the ONLY country based on corruption
The FIRST nation of poverty,
And the BEST part of Asia!!
My name is Ravi Shankar!!! AND I AM INDIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!