An escaped convict broke into a Silicon Valley house. After a little struggle, he managed to tie up the man of the house Mr. Kumar in the living room. Then he tied up his rather beautiful wife in the master bedroom.
After a while, Mr. Kumar hears the convict telling something to his wife. He can't really hear it clearly as to what the convict is saying due to the distance but he takes a guess. Finally he yells out to his good looking wife in Hindi, "Lagta hai yeh aadmi ne barso se koi aurat ko dekha nahi! Is liye oose kisi bhi baat pe na mat kahena. Agar woh tumhare saath sona bhi chahta hai to so jaana aur dikhava karna ke aapko ye achha lagta hai. Kyonki phil haal to humari salamati isi me hai!"
So Mrs. Kumar yells back at him,"Chalo achha hua yeh jaan ke ke aapko yeh sab bura nahi lagta! Waise ye to mujhe abhi abhi kahe raha tha ke aap (husband) bahot sunder lagte ho...:"