A judge irritated by a lawyer's behavior, admonished him, "You are crossing the limits."
"Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer.
"How dare you call me saala ? I'll have you charged for contempt of court'," said the judge angrily.
"My lord misunderstood me," replied the lawyer coolly, "I do not call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai...