Forced Marriage- Getting green card in a month or so, should get married before that.
Forced & Hurried Marriage- Getting green card in a month and you have 2 weeks vacation.
Social Marriage- All of your friends are getting married. So you should.
Electronic Marriage- Got his/her details on Internet or BBS.
Ambitious Marriage- Marrying an MBBS girl hoping that she will buy you a Porsche/BMW after she starts earning.
Anonymous Marriage- Have seen photo, talked on phone. Engagement in your absence and getting married the next week you actually saw him/her.
Migration Marriage- You work in SF Bay, he/she works in Research Triangle. You are moving to East Coast after marriage.
Common Marriage- Marrying a B.E girl from India, and then sending her for MS.
Desperate Marriage- Watching too many movies in HBO and Cinemax.
Bored Marriage- Got H-1, don't know what to do after work.
Home Sick Marriage- Working some where in Iowa or Maine village you are the only Indian around (may be 2 more), need to talk to someone.
H1-H1 Marriage- You know her/him well, drives nice car has a good TV/Stereo, cooks good what more could you want.
Commuter Marriage- (applies to Silicon Valley Bay mostly) you working in San Jose, he/she works in San Francisco, Both living in Fremont.
Tax Relief Marriage- It is nearing December; one has to get married to get a tax relief.