Ek patni ne apne pati ko patra likha.Unhone patra likhte samay kahin bhi viram chinh nahin lagaya.Patra likhne ke baad jab unhein es vishay mein dhyan aata hai to weih jaldi-jaldi andaze se viram chinh (full stop) laga deti hein.To weh Patra is prakar hai:

Priye Raj,
Sadar Pranam.
Aapne kai dinon se koi patra nahin likha meri saheli Pooja ko. Naukri se nikal diya hai hamari gai ne. Bachra diya hai uncle ji ne. Cigarette pini shuru kar di hai maine.Bahut patra dale pur tum nahin aaye kabootar ke bache.Billi kha gaye hai ghee.Chutti se aate samay le aana ek khoobsoorat aurat. Meri saheli ban gayi hai Manisha Koirala.Is waqt TV pur dance ker rahi hai hamari murgi.Bech di hai tumhari maa.Tumhein yaad karti hai padosan.Mujhe tang karti hai hamari jamin. Sarson ug aai hai chachi ji ke sir pur.Phora ho gaya hai mere paun mein.Chot lag gaye hai tumhari chitthi ko.Har waqt tarasti hun Ramesh ke liye.Sandesh hai ki weih bhi saath mein aaye nahin.To mein naaraz ho jayoongi bhaiya se.Zarroor milker aana.
Aapki Patni,
Kalpana.